01 September, 2007

F*cking Mushuggah

Let me just say, this freaking band is the BEST!!!!

Thanks You

21 August, 2007

Street Wars

Personally I think this is one of the best ideas on the net. Wonder if it will work in SA.

Street Wars

14 August, 2007

Call of Duty in the Office

I thought this was funny!

No future gay here

The Toy: A Bluetooth-enabled Vibrator

Hands up, who wants to buy one?

"Here's how it works: Ladies, get your lover to send you a text message. Sync your Bluetooth-enabled phone with The Toy, then insert The Toy (not your phone, that could be a serious hospital bill) into your you-know-what. Grab your cell phone, and read the text message your lover sent you. The message is then transported automatically to The Toy, which turns those SMS messages into vibrations. Best of all, each letter of the alphabet has a different effect on your body. More specifically, there are 45 possible vibrating effects from any one letter, plus 7,200 variations from a single text message. So depending on the length of the message, you could feel some serious vibration."

I have plenty free SMS's a month, and have been looking for a reason to use it.

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08 August, 2007

Sweet Pic

Spammer gets 30 Years

Open the bottle of champagne, the c*nt is going to jail!

"Christopher William Smith or Rizler as he is know to some, is one of the "SPAM kings". He's run a successful "online pharmacy" (v|@grA seller) for quite some time and is as almost as notorious as spammers can get. Really successful. He accumulated more than 17 cars and millions in assets before his 28th birthday."

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How to determine your "Star Wars" name

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add
2. the first 2 letters of your last name

For your new last name:

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add
4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Have fun

Holy Shit this is Cool

06 August, 2007

One of the Funniest Clips EVER!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present the funniest clip ever!!!!

What a way to start the week!!

Web Classic: Anchor Attacked By Reptile - Watch more free videos

03 August, 2007


Do not forget Ceiling Cat is Watching

Cool Vids on Fluid Physics

I actually find this stuff very interesting and then a site with a shit load of vids.

Click here

Wall of Death

Crazy moshing this!!!! I'm to old for this shit.

ORIGINAL Wall of Death. Lamb of God Black Label. - Watch more free videos

Wall of Death (View from Stage) - Watch more free videos

Wall of Death @ Wacken 2006 (ORIGINAL) - Watch more free videos

Wall of Death Moshpit - Watch more free videos

Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance

These orientals do some amazing shit.

20 things you didn’t know about death.

Found this pretty interesting. It lists, as the title implies, 20 things you did not know about death. Here are a few of my favourites.

1 The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years, as evidenced by a 45-foot-deep pit in Atapuerca, Spain, filled with the fossils of 27 hominids of the species Homo heidelbergensis, a possible ancestor of Neanderthals and modern humans.

5 The trigger of death, in all cases, is lack of oxygen. Its decline may prompt muscle spasms, or the “agonal phase,” from the Greek word agon, or contest.

7 So much for recycling: Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid—formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol—into the soil each year. Cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.

8 Alternatively . . . A Swedish company, Promessa, will freeze-dry your body in liquid nitrogen, pulverize it with high-frequency vibrations, and seal the resulting powder in a cornstarch coffin. They claim this “ecological burial” will decompose in 6 to 12 months.

12 If this doesn’t work, we’re trying in vitro! In Madagascar, families dig up the bones of dead relatives and parade them around the village in a ceremony called famadihana. The remains are then wrapped in a new shroud and reburied. The old shroud is given to a newly married, childless couple to cover the connubial bed.

13 During a railway expansion in Egypt in the 19th century, construction companies unearthed so many mummies that they used them as fuel for locomotives.

16 Waiting to exhale: In 1907 a Massachusetts doctor conducted an experiment with a specially designed deathbed and reported that the human body lost 21 grams upon dying. This has been widely held as fact ever since. It’s not.

20 It is estimated that 100 billion people have died since humans began.

More can be found here

Real Stories: Window Washing Scam

F*ck this! Gonna stop Developing and wash windows in f*king Australia!

More @ DumpPlay.com


This is hilarious. Lets save energy and destroy the servers.

What happens when you turn the AC off in the server room?

Lucky Bitch!

75 year old woman, has Worlds fastest home Broadband connection at 40Gbps

"A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world’s fastest internet connection.

Sigbritt Löthberg’s home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed."

And she never even owned a computer up and until now!!!!


Mysterious alien/humanoid like creature found in Chile

"Chile -- On October first of 2002, while vacationing in the Southern Chilean city of Concepcion, a group of family members found what appeared to be a small humanoid creature. The miniscule being measures about 7.2 centimeters long. It has a relatively large head, two arms with long fingers, and two legs. The discovery was first reported by Mega News Service, which is the local news channel in the Santiago area."

I smell a hoax, my dear Watson. One question, why are these mothers handling such an "important discovery" with their bare hands? Just a thought.

Rest of Article

15-Year-Old Boy Gets Six Years In State Prison For Thoughtcrime

I have no idea what to think of this. There are many ways of looking at this...

"A 15-year-old boy who prosecutors said was the mastermind of a failed plot to go on a shooting spree in a suburban school was sentenced Friday to six years in state prison.

Edwin DeLeon and three other teens pleaded guilty earlier this year to scheming to shoot teachers and students in April. Authorities said they planned to open fire at Winslow Township High School in Camden County, where DeLeon and two of the others were students, and then turn their guns on other people in the community.

Despite attempts, the teens in the Philadelphia suburb were never able to get a gun. School officials heard about the plans and the boys were arrested before anyone was hurt.

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Spread the Number


The new key. Round 2.
Don't step down, and we'll win again.
Digg us up!


The number that will not die. And when they replace it, the new number will be here and all over the net too.
This is our liberation. This is our front. This is our cause. Spread the code. It's your duty as a geek.
The prime is our freedom. The prime is the internet.
Don't let greed censor anything.

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This is just Ridiculous

Did you know that your clipboard is exposed?

If you ever needed a reason to use firefox, then I will give you one.

Click Here

Infinite Image

What the f*ck! Keep looking at this image.

Web Time Travel

" The Internet Archive Wayback Machine puts the history of the World Wide Web at your fingertips. The Archive contains over 100 terabytes and 10 billion web pages archived from 1996 to the present."

There are sites for the 2000 Election and Sept 11th. And some others.

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Funny Cartoon

Lets Point and Laugh!!!!

F*cking Aussies.

"Persistent reports of a rift in the Wallaby camp, renewed attempts to lure Crusaders coach Robbie Deans to Australia and a projected loss of AU$6m (US$5.12m) by the Australian Rugby Union (ARU) are just some of the storm clouds Down Under."

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How does it feel. Something like this is a normal day in SA Rugby

02 August, 2007

Ajax Web Developer: $240k per year… with only one catch

Hand ups, who will go for this job?

  • Title: Web Developer
  • Salary: $200K plus DOE
  • Taxes: No Federal taxes taken out for the contractors that accept a 12 month. (6 month contractors will have taxes taken out)
  • Location: Iraq
  • Start date: ASAP with 2 weeks training (one in Washington DC and another in Ft. Bening GA)
  • # of Openings: 1
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Very COOL Tip

Avoid Win XP Re-activation

"The time may come that you'll need to reinstall your Windows XP. It could happen. Maybe you'll add a new motherboard or hard drive. Maybe you'll get constant errors and problems that just won't go away. Or perhaps you're a neat freak who wants to rid yourself of clutter and start fresh with a clean operating system. If you do reinstall Windows XP, then you'll need to re-activate it too—that is, unless you keep this tip handy ;-)"

01 August, 2007

Firefox 3 gets full-page zoom

"The much-anticipated page zoom feature has finally landed in Firefox 3 nightly builds. Firefox 3 will now be able to zoom the entire page, including images as well as text, just like Opera and IE 7."

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Funny Cartoon

Fixing The Firefox Memory Leak

1. Open Firefox and go to the Address Bar. Type in about:config and then press Enter.
2. Right Click in the page and select New -> Boolean.
3. In the box that pops up enter config.trim_on_minimize. Press Enter.
4. Now select True and then press Enter.
5. Restart Firefox.

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Banana Security

I know this sounds fruity, but it looks like one of the coolest security apps EVER!!!

"BananaScreen is a fun and easy solution to lock and unlock your computer using only your face."



31 July, 2007

Who the F*ck is this Clown!

How To Clear Your Memory Without Restarting

I wonder if will work. I hate restarting a computer...

"If you use windows then you know that after your computer has been on for a while, it will start running slow. When this happens, most people will restart to clear out any idle processes running in the background taking up memory. But why should you have to restart when you can clear out these processes with just a click of a mouse. I would like to show you how you can create a shortcut on your desktop and use it to clear out your memory so you don’t have to restart."

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30 July, 2007

Facebook getting Scary!!!!

I'm on facebook and what I saw here scares the shit out of me.

Wondering if I should stay on facebook.

Outsourcing Intelligence

The unprecedented involvement of private corporations in the Iraq War has been well documented. Private soldiers working for Blackwater USA, Triple Canopy and others provide security services against military-level threats, and they regularly engage in combat. But what is not generally known is that the secret side of the Iraq War and the larger "war on terror" is also conducted by private corporations, fielding private spies. The reach of these corporations has extended into the Oval Office. Corporations are heavily involved in creating the analytical products that underlie the nation's most important and most sensitive national security document, the President's Daily Brief (PDB).

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Top 10 GMail tweaks

"For its integrity, features and functionality, GMail is the leading webmail application worldwide. For the same reasons, Firefox tends to be the most used browser out there."

27 July, 2007

Please scratch my nuts!!

This is hilarious...

"People dont realize that being in handcuffs greatly reduces your ability to scratch an itch. While that isnt a major problem for a lot of people, it is for this guy."

Itchy Nuts DUI - Watch more free videos

Why is Rugby targeted by Gov?

In an article written by Mark Keo on his site questions governments aim with transformation in sport, and in rugby particular.

"Keo, in his Independent Newspaper column, asks why Minister of Sport Makhenkesi Stofile is willing to accept the Proteas as representative of a new South Africa, but not the Springboks?"

26 July, 2007

Funny Cartoon

Stop Resizing My Firefox Window, $%@*!

Here is how to prevent sites from resizing your Firefox window…

1. Open Firefox, Preferences (or if you’re on Windows…Tools, Options)

2. Go to the Content Tab

3. To the right of “Enable Javascript” hit “Advanced…”.

4. Uncheck “Move or Resize Existing Windows”

That’s it…

Thanks to TechPwn

SuperBru Predictions - Currie Cup Round 6

Valke vs Lions - Lions by 32
Cheetahs vs WP - Cheetahs by 16
Griquas vs Boland - Griquas by 35
Sharks vs Bulls - Bulls by 18

Go to SuperBru and join the game!

Fucking Aussies!!!!

Jones slammed for helping Boks

God I hate the Fucking Aussies!!!!

I want a XBox!!!!

Yea Right!!!!

Microsoft denies Xbox issues
Microsoft Admits Xbox 360 Problems
Unacceptable number’ of repairs leads to company extending warranties

Worlds Fastest Drummer

Microsoft admits Vista failure

I HATE VISTA!!!!!!!!!

ME was a bad OS, and Vista is ME II. Vista looks good. Nice features. Problem is I'm a software developer. I know how to use, crash and fix a computer. DO NOT NEED MY OS TO PROTECT IT SELF FROM ME!

Every time I wanna install a app, admin username and password. Every time I wanna change network settings, or any settings for that matter, freaking addmin username and password please. F That!!!! And to do certain things now takes much longer than before! Lot more clicks, lot more typing.

And it is not that fast!!!!! Copying is a pain. First calculating how long it will take to copy! Y? Copy the shit and get it over and done with!

And my God! It's damn expensive...
And then this article...

Vista is to expensive for what you get, get Ubuntu, its free.

Dimmu Borgir - In Sorte Diaboli

Dimmu Borgir! What can you say about this brilliant Black/Death Metal band. Release after release! Never a crappy album. My fav for a long time was Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. And then came In Sorte Diaboli.

Its is a concept album (From Wiki)...

"In Sorte Diaboli is the band's first concept album, with a story located in medieval Europe. It is about a priest who begins to doubt his faith, and then ends up taking the place of the Antichrist. "There's this dude that works as a priest's assistant, and after a while he just discovers that he has nothing to do with Christianity," Silenoz says. "He just sort of has this awakening and realizes that he has different abilities and different powers and is leaning more to the dark side." The conclusion of the story in the booklet implies that the story of In Sorte Diaboli is not yet finished, possibly hinting that Dimmu Borgir's next studio album will continue this concept."

I bought this album off www.gomusic.ru. But will have to get the original. A must have for my collection.

Apple anti-theft system would leave thieves powerless—literally

This is a brilliant idea.

"And while there have been some attempts to dissuade thieves from stealing our things, most have been pretty easy to get around. But what if a thief knew that if he (or she) stole that iPod, it would only have one charge cycle left before it became useless?

A recently-published patent filed by Apple (and dug up by the New Scientist) could provide one such deterrent. The patent, titled "Protecting electronic devices from extended unauthorized use," outlines a technique that would allow a particular device to authenticate itself with certain, user-approved power supplies and devices so that it can only be charged by those devices. In a lot of ways, it's a lot like DRM, but for electronic devices."


How to brake a PS3

This is a post on Blue-Ray.com title Stupid Friend

"Yes, my friends ps3 broke.

He came round mine explaining that his PS3 just died for no reason.
I asked him if he used any buggerd games, dvds, or blu-ray. He said no. I asked him if he dropped it etc. No, no no.

So I went round his to have a look. He had put black duct tape over the air vents. All of them.

I said 'why have you put duct tape over the vents?'

He replys with this:

'I am really cautious about my ps3. I really look after it. I don't want dust getting inside it so I covered up the holes to stop dust from getting in.'

I was in tears.

My friend has got a phone call from some Sony branch. Apparently he will be getting a new PS3. They explained that the system had overheated (Duh?) and that he should take care of where he puts his ps3. They suggested a well ventilated area LMAO! Anyway, they said the system should have shut down automatically but it didn't. And the reason they are giving him a new one is because they don't have any refurbished systems in there branch LMAO!! Guess they havent experienced a broken PS3 b4 lol.

Wow, as so many people are reading this. you should check out www.youtube.com/lduk"

Society of Digital Arts

This is an very cool image from a web site called Society of Digital Arts. Very Cool Site!!!!

Guess what I got!!!!!!

You got to love the internet. Yesterday I found out when the new Iced Earth will be released. Last night I listened to it!!!! YUP!!!!

Well actually it's only a promotional copy. Every once in a while Jon Shaffer comes on and says "Hallo this is John Shaffer from Iced Earth. We hope you enjoying your promotional copy of our new cd Framming Armageddon" and then something else too (I think he got very tiered of saying that all the time). It is very irretating and very intrusive. But I guess it did it's job. I want this album. Badly!!!!!!

I think its good! Very good! Very different.


25 July, 2007

Iced Earth - Framing Armageddon


It's been over 5 years since hearing plans by John Shaffer to do this album. And now it is almost here!

Iced Earth's continuation of the Something Wicked... trilogy will be released on the following dates 7,10,11 of Sept respectively, depending where you live. We who use www.gomusic.ru will probably have it with in the next 3 weeks. Hopefully!

Here is the cover art... (looks cool)

The single from the album, OVERTURE OF THE WICKED is just brilliant. I love the new song, Ten Thousand Strong, it is one of my favourites. And the re-recording of the trilogy is just brilliant.

Something Wicked This Way Comes is one of the best metal albums ever. Lets hope this album is right up there with it.

An Interview with John Shaffer

24 July, 2007

The Iceman

The Iceman: Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman

Richard Kuklinski (April 11, 1935March 5, 2006) was a convicted murderer who was a notorious hit man known as "The Iceman" who was connected to the Gambino crime family.

Kuklinski's association with the Gambino crime family came through his relationsip with the mobster Roy DeMeo. Kuklinski stated that he started out doing robberies and other assignments for the family, but soon his talent for killing was realized and he stood out amongst his associates, standing over 6 ft 4 in (193 cm) without shoes and weighing close to 300 lb (135 kg).

Over the next thirty years, according to Kuklinski, he killed regularly. The exact number has never been settled upon by authorities, and Kuklinski himself at various times claimed to have killed between 33 and 200 individuals.

The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman 1of2 Richard Kuklinski
The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman 2of2 Richard Kuklinski