01 September, 2007

F*cking Mushuggah

Let me just say, this freaking band is the BEST!!!!

Thanks You




21 August, 2007

Street Wars

Personally I think this is one of the best ideas on the net. Wonder if it will work in SA.

Street Wars




14 August, 2007

Call of Duty in the Office

I thought this was funny!


No future gay here

The Toy: A Bluetooth-enabled Vibrator


Hands up, who wants to buy one?

"Here's how it works: Ladies, get your lover to send you a text message. Sync your Bluetooth-enabled phone with The Toy, then insert The Toy (not your phone, that could be a serious hospital bill) into your you-know-what. Grab your cell phone, and read the text message your lover sent you. The message is then transported automatically to The Toy, which turns those SMS messages into vibrations. Best of all, each letter of the alphabet has a different effect on your body. More specifically, there are 45 possible vibrating effects from any one letter, plus 7,200 variations from a single text message. So depending on the length of the message, you could feel some serious vibration."

I have plenty free SMS's a month, and have been looking for a reason to use it.

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08 August, 2007

Sweet Pic

Spammer gets 30 Years

Open the bottle of champagne, the c*nt is going to jail!

"Christopher William Smith or Rizler as he is know to some, is one of the "SPAM kings". He's run a successful "online pharmacy" (v|@grA seller) for quite some time and is as almost as notorious as spammers can get. Really successful. He accumulated more than 17 cars and millions in assets before his 28th birthday."

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How to determine your "Star Wars" name

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add
2. the first 2 letters of your last name

For your new last name:

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add
4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Have fun

Holy Shit this is Cool

06 August, 2007

One of the Funniest Clips EVER!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present the funniest clip ever!!!!

What a way to start the week!!


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03 August, 2007

Blasphemy

Do not forget Ceiling Cat is Watching

Cool Vids on Fluid Physics

I actually find this stuff very interesting and then a site with a shit load of vids.

Click here

Wall of Death

Crazy moshing this!!!! I'm to old for this shit.


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Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance

These orientals do some amazing shit.


20 things you didn’t know about death.

Found this pretty interesting. It lists, as the title implies, 20 things you did not know about death. Here are a few of my favourites.

1 The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years, as evidenced by a 45-foot-deep pit in Atapuerca, Spain, filled with the fossils of 27 hominids of the species Homo heidelbergensis, a possible ancestor of Neanderthals and modern humans.

5 The trigger of death, in all cases, is lack of oxygen. Its decline may prompt muscle spasms, or the “agonal phase,” from the Greek word agon, or contest.

7 So much for recycling: Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid—formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol—into the soil each year. Cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.

8 Alternatively . . . A Swedish company, Promessa, will freeze-dry your body in liquid nitrogen, pulverize it with high-frequency vibrations, and seal the resulting powder in a cornstarch coffin. They claim this “ecological burial” will decompose in 6 to 12 months.

12 If this doesn’t work, we’re trying in vitro! In Madagascar, families dig up the bones of dead relatives and parade them around the village in a ceremony called famadihana. The remains are then wrapped in a new shroud and reburied. The old shroud is given to a newly married, childless couple to cover the connubial bed.

13 During a railway expansion in Egypt in the 19th century, construction companies unearthed so many mummies that they used them as fuel for locomotives.

16 Waiting to exhale: In 1907 a Massachusetts doctor conducted an experiment with a specially designed deathbed and reported that the human body lost 21 grams upon dying. This has been widely held as fact ever since. It’s not.

20 It is estimated that 100 billion people have died since humans began.

More can be found here

Real Stories: Window Washing Scam

F*ck this! Gonna stop Developing and wash windows in f*king Australia!


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NEVER SWITCH OFF THE AIRCON IN THE SERVER ROOM

This is hilarious. Lets save energy and destroy the servers.

What happens when you turn the AC off in the server room?

Lucky Bitch!

75 year old woman, has Worlds fastest home Broadband connection at 40Gbps


"A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world’s fastest internet connection.

Sigbritt Löthberg’s home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed."

And she never even owned a computer up and until now!!!!

LUCKY F*CKING BITCH!!!!