21 August, 2007

Street Wars

Personally I think this is one of the best ideas on the net. Wonder if it will work in SA.

Street Wars

14 August, 2007

Call of Duty in the Office

I thought this was funny!

No future gay here

The Toy: A Bluetooth-enabled Vibrator

Hands up, who wants to buy one?

"Here's how it works: Ladies, get your lover to send you a text message. Sync your Bluetooth-enabled phone with The Toy, then insert The Toy (not your phone, that could be a serious hospital bill) into your you-know-what. Grab your cell phone, and read the text message your lover sent you. The message is then transported automatically to The Toy, which turns those SMS messages into vibrations. Best of all, each letter of the alphabet has a different effect on your body. More specifically, there are 45 possible vibrating effects from any one letter, plus 7,200 variations from a single text message. So depending on the length of the message, you could feel some serious vibration."

I have plenty free SMS's a month, and have been looking for a reason to use it.

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08 August, 2007

Sweet Pic

Spammer gets 30 Years

Open the bottle of champagne, the c*nt is going to jail!

"Christopher William Smith or Rizler as he is know to some, is one of the "SPAM kings". He's run a successful "online pharmacy" (v|@grA seller) for quite some time and is as almost as notorious as spammers can get. Really successful. He accumulated more than 17 cars and millions in assets before his 28th birthday."

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How to determine your "Star Wars" name

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add
2. the first 2 letters of your last name

For your new last name:

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add
4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Have fun

Holy Shit this is Cool

06 August, 2007

One of the Funniest Clips EVER!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present the funniest clip ever!!!!

What a way to start the week!!

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03 August, 2007


Do not forget Ceiling Cat is Watching

Cool Vids on Fluid Physics

I actually find this stuff very interesting and then a site with a shit load of vids.

Click here

Wall of Death

Crazy moshing this!!!! I'm to old for this shit.

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Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance

These orientals do some amazing shit.

20 things you didn’t know about death.

Found this pretty interesting. It lists, as the title implies, 20 things you did not know about death. Here are a few of my favourites.

1 The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years, as evidenced by a 45-foot-deep pit in Atapuerca, Spain, filled with the fossils of 27 hominids of the species Homo heidelbergensis, a possible ancestor of Neanderthals and modern humans.

5 The trigger of death, in all cases, is lack of oxygen. Its decline may prompt muscle spasms, or the “agonal phase,” from the Greek word agon, or contest.

7 So much for recycling: Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid—formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol—into the soil each year. Cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.

8 Alternatively . . . A Swedish company, Promessa, will freeze-dry your body in liquid nitrogen, pulverize it with high-frequency vibrations, and seal the resulting powder in a cornstarch coffin. They claim this “ecological burial” will decompose in 6 to 12 months.

12 If this doesn’t work, we’re trying in vitro! In Madagascar, families dig up the bones of dead relatives and parade them around the village in a ceremony called famadihana. The remains are then wrapped in a new shroud and reburied. The old shroud is given to a newly married, childless couple to cover the connubial bed.

13 During a railway expansion in Egypt in the 19th century, construction companies unearthed so many mummies that they used them as fuel for locomotives.

16 Waiting to exhale: In 1907 a Massachusetts doctor conducted an experiment with a specially designed deathbed and reported that the human body lost 21 grams upon dying. This has been widely held as fact ever since. It’s not.

20 It is estimated that 100 billion people have died since humans began.

More can be found here

Real Stories: Window Washing Scam

F*ck this! Gonna stop Developing and wash windows in f*king Australia!

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This is hilarious. Lets save energy and destroy the servers.

What happens when you turn the AC off in the server room?

Lucky Bitch!

75 year old woman, has Worlds fastest home Broadband connection at 40Gbps

"A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world’s fastest internet connection.

Sigbritt Löthberg’s home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed."

And she never even owned a computer up and until now!!!!


Mysterious alien/humanoid like creature found in Chile

"Chile -- On October first of 2002, while vacationing in the Southern Chilean city of Concepcion, a group of family members found what appeared to be a small humanoid creature. The miniscule being measures about 7.2 centimeters long. It has a relatively large head, two arms with long fingers, and two legs. The discovery was first reported by Mega News Service, which is the local news channel in the Santiago area."

I smell a hoax, my dear Watson. One question, why are these mothers handling such an "important discovery" with their bare hands? Just a thought.

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15-Year-Old Boy Gets Six Years In State Prison For Thoughtcrime

I have no idea what to think of this. There are many ways of looking at this...

"A 15-year-old boy who prosecutors said was the mastermind of a failed plot to go on a shooting spree in a suburban school was sentenced Friday to six years in state prison.

Edwin DeLeon and three other teens pleaded guilty earlier this year to scheming to shoot teachers and students in April. Authorities said they planned to open fire at Winslow Township High School in Camden County, where DeLeon and two of the others were students, and then turn their guns on other people in the community.

Despite attempts, the teens in the Philadelphia suburb were never able to get a gun. School officials heard about the plans and the boys were arrested before anyone was hurt.

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Spread the Number


The new key. Round 2.
Don't step down, and we'll win again.
Digg us up!


The number that will not die. And when they replace it, the new number will be here and all over the net too.
This is our liberation. This is our front. This is our cause. Spread the code. It's your duty as a geek.
The prime is our freedom. The prime is the internet.
Don't let greed censor anything.

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This is just Ridiculous

Did you know that your clipboard is exposed?

If you ever needed a reason to use firefox, then I will give you one.

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Infinite Image

What the f*ck! Keep looking at this image.

Web Time Travel

" The Internet Archive Wayback Machine puts the history of the World Wide Web at your fingertips. The Archive contains over 100 terabytes and 10 billion web pages archived from 1996 to the present."

There are sites for the 2000 Election and Sept 11th. And some others.

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Funny Cartoon

Lets Point and Laugh!!!!

F*cking Aussies.

"Persistent reports of a rift in the Wallaby camp, renewed attempts to lure Crusaders coach Robbie Deans to Australia and a projected loss of AU$6m (US$5.12m) by the Australian Rugby Union (ARU) are just some of the storm clouds Down Under."

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How does it feel. Something like this is a normal day in SA Rugby

02 August, 2007

Ajax Web Developer: $240k per year… with only one catch

Hand ups, who will go for this job?

  • Title: Web Developer
  • Salary: $200K plus DOE
  • Taxes: No Federal taxes taken out for the contractors that accept a 12 month. (6 month contractors will have taxes taken out)
  • Location: Iraq
  • Start date: ASAP with 2 weeks training (one in Washington DC and another in Ft. Bening GA)
  • # of Openings: 1
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Very COOL Tip

Avoid Win XP Re-activation

"The time may come that you'll need to reinstall your Windows XP. It could happen. Maybe you'll add a new motherboard or hard drive. Maybe you'll get constant errors and problems that just won't go away. Or perhaps you're a neat freak who wants to rid yourself of clutter and start fresh with a clean operating system. If you do reinstall Windows XP, then you'll need to re-activate it too—that is, unless you keep this tip handy ;-)"

01 August, 2007

Firefox 3 gets full-page zoom

"The much-anticipated page zoom feature has finally landed in Firefox 3 nightly builds. Firefox 3 will now be able to zoom the entire page, including images as well as text, just like Opera and IE 7."

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Funny Cartoon

Fixing The Firefox Memory Leak

1. Open Firefox and go to the Address Bar. Type in about:config and then press Enter.
2. Right Click in the page and select New -> Boolean.
3. In the box that pops up enter config.trim_on_minimize. Press Enter.
4. Now select True and then press Enter.
5. Restart Firefox.

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Banana Security

I know this sounds fruity, but it looks like one of the coolest security apps EVER!!!

"BananaScreen is a fun and easy solution to lock and unlock your computer using only your face."